Meghan Casey
Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
raisinbrandy:

andthisisthewonder:

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

new goal: flower sloth at my wedding

#too bad it’ll take five years for him to get down the aisle
we’ll put him on a skateboard

raisinbrandy:

andthisisthewonder:

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

new goal: flower sloth at my wedding

we’ll put him on a skateboard

spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

prettytooweird:

charmancler:

is anyone in fall out boy aging

they found the cure to growing older

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

eustacebagg:

what’s wrong w/ this wet dog??

spockisinthetardis:

welcome-my-peasants:

Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.

GUYS

spockisinthetardis:

welcome-my-peasants:

Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.

GUYS

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED